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The ALMiGHTY KATiPOTTiE !

seventeen.
lives in brooklyn
College FRESHMAN bitchessss
in love with penguins, cartoons and ginger ale

bud.friends.my mom, thats a good life

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shez-a-bitch:

lol
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hylianears:

twerkjabi:

pulloutmethodwrks:

solarsaturation:

“Some 12 year old at target gave me some cash to buy him black ops. I told him to wait for me outside in 5 minutes otherwise if he’s with me it would have looked too suspicious. Put the game back, went out the other exit and laughed my ass off. Easiest $55 I ever made. Lesson learned? Don’t give your mom’s money to strange guys, kids.”

My hero

y’all niggas ALWAYS forgetting about karma *sigh* 

this is really mean. i’m so upset
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ernestinewadsworth:

completeveestripped:

SCREAMING.

LMFAO. Though problematic, it’s hilarious.
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just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

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Click for the most hilarious, relatable gifs.

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lifewithajetsetter:

theclearlydope:

Should have gotten in the water slide lane. 

That’s a fucking sidewalk lmao the skruggle
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drarna:

emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together

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but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…

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thisiselliz:

oh shit
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Back when I was 16,

haitianprophet:

I texted another shorty saying I had the free crib until 8pm, so she said she would come through around 12pm. I texted shorty at 11am, and she read my text with no reply. Thus bitch texts me at 7:30 talking about she just woke up but bitch was on Facebook talking about she went to Fridays with her girls. Mannnnnnn…..

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thatfunnyblog:

Funny Stuff you like?
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sloth-grunge:

do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby

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